a bumbling furry world osha inspector who keeps going to various kink setups like a transformation goop plant or a drone factory and, through a series of comedic coincidences, constantly narrowly dodges the universe’s attempts to do something horny to him
i’m literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don’t wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
100% this.
Also if your phone is old/cheap enough to have an audio jack, you can get headphones at Dollar Tree.
And if you have an iPhone but can’t afford headphones, you probably* want to reassess your budgeting decisions for next time.
(*I mean, yes, it could be that the phone was a gift or secondhand or otherwise free-to-you. In that case, your good fortune at getting a free iPhone counterbalances the mild inconvenience of not being able to listen to your phone in public. Life is a series of choices.)
In mine and many other east Asian cultures, the dragon traditionally symbolises things like power, wealth and strength (imperial symbol and all)
I think we often forget that in the story of the Great Race, the dragon came in fifth because it’d stopped to give people rain. Then it’d stopped again to push a rabbit adrift on a log across the wide river so it reached the shore safely (that’s why the Rabbit year comes before the Dragon).
Dragons aren’t meant to just be powerful - they are meant to do good with such power, and to help those in need.
So in this lunar new year, I hope you gain more power, so that you might be able to help others. I pray you have abundant resources so you may give to yourself and those around you. I wish you courage, endurance, kindness and generosity, for yourself and your people.
I hope you, and I, will be rain givers, life preservers, joy bringers.
ALT
