sonicapproves:

oropharynx:

sonicapproves:

oropharynx:

there should be a sport called ant bucket where you pour buckets of ants on eachother

Sonic the hedgehog giving a thumbs downALT

are yolu mad at me

I’m sonic the hedgehog

babyitaliano:

kmsdemarco:

abbleciderdonits:

uuuguguughhhgfh58t325:

abbleciderdonits:

fatcandace:

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises

blowoutthecandleasshole:

huffylemon:

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Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

riben:

riben:

what if on chopped one of the contestants like shoved his hands down his pants and touched his butthole and the camera caught it and he continued cooking and the judges disqualified him immediately

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Let me put this in my butthole tag

allisonmckenzieart:
“2003 was a great year for me
”

allisonmckenzieart:

2003 was a great year for me

groovy-rat-man:
“Happy pride month
”

groovy-rat-man:

Happy pride month

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Thanks for coming to session zero! Let’s start character creation :)

Removes everyone’s teeth and blends them into a smoothie

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Drinks the smoothie